Saturday, September 13, 2014

And might I say the coyotes were going apeshit?

Maybe there's more of them now, but for whatever reason, up in NH on the pond we could hear the high-pitched cry of coyotes almost every day, and sometimes a few times a day. And, on Wednesday morning, they were clearly in the woods behind the cabin, as opposed to simply being "far away" on the other side of the lake (where's there's a large stretch without any houses).

Should I care? Well, I actually kind of like having them around, though perhaps that's misguided. In Europe true blue out-of-control nature was far, far away. But in NH and Maine, it still feels like humans have carved small and temporary niches out of nature in which they reside. In other words, nature is dominant and humans try to fit in. I really like that feeling, and the coyotes make me feel it even more.

On the other hand, coyotes have moved into a variety of large American cities and have learned to become fairly invisible, and even nocturnal, living off of rats and mice and even pigeons or what have you. The are apparently common in Chicago, particularly down by the river. So in other words, perhaps coyotes represent a relationship to wildness and nature that is similar to pigeons or racoons: "Oh look at that pigeon we are out in nature". Nope.

Are they dangerous? I don't think that they are and they are apparently kind of shy. They don't want a fight. But they are large, larger than most dogs, and most certainly wild. So perhaps I'll need a shotgun for emergencies eventually. Dunno.

Hey...apparently, relatively nearby, a teenager was attacked by a Coyote who bopped it on the nose and drove it off. Here's something said by New Hampshire's Fish and Game guy:

"But if you are in a situation where you are outdoors near a coyote, shout at it, make sure it knows you’re a threat,” Tate advises. “If it comes at you, hit it hard on the head and snout."

Read the piece here. It is apparently the first time recorded of a coyote attacking a human in New Hampshire, and they suspect that the coyote was rabid.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Skinner's automat

Up in NH my old friend Mr URS helped me prepare the cabin for demolishment. While moving stuff, we of course caught up and also commiserated about some of the negative issues in our lives. Mr URS's main beef these days is his 20-something stepkids who contribute little or nothing financially while pretty much running amok in their parents' home. It occurred to us, however, that it might be possible to convert those adult children into income streams by pretty much putting coinslots on everything.

Of course, it would start with the washer-dryer (and they will regularly pull Mr URS still-drying clothes out of the dryer to get their own in there). The conversation would go something like this:

Adult Child: What the fuck! What are these coinslots on the washer and dryer?

Mr URS: You use those if you want to wash your clothes.

AC: Yeah, but what the FUCK are they doing there?

Mr URS: I put 'em there. Figure I'd spread the costs around a bit. Plus, when that machine goes it's not like you're going to volunteer to help pay for a new one.

AC: I can't deal with this right now. I'm hungry...


Mr URS: Thought you'd like some nice pumpkin pie.

AC: But it's behind a window with a coin slot! And it's FIVE DOLLARS!

Mr URS: It's good pie, though. I just baked it an hour ago. Remember, I had to haul all those ingredients up from town at the bottom of the mountain, and then of course it took me some work to actually bake the pie. You can drive down to town if you want to get something cheaper, but I don't think it's quite worth it.

AC: (Walks over to Mr URS's car) Hey. There's not enough gas to get to town.

Mr URS: Sure there is!

AC: No way. It's not even on empty, it's below. I'll never get down the mountain with this.

Mr URS: Oh, the gas isn't in the car it's in that gas-pump over there, and $5 a gallon.

AC: Five dollars! That's a ripoff!

Mr URS: Well, you can use your own car and your own gas. Probably better that way anyway.

AC: But I don't have my own car!

Mr URS: Oh yeah, true enough. Well, you could buy one.

AC: But I don't have any money!

Mr URS: Well, you could get a job.

AC: What? Fuck this. I don't need this kind of judgmentalism.

Mr URS: True. You can hike down the mountain right now, go get a job and refuse to stand for this any longer! That'll show me!

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Bear Pond, New Hampshire

Just for the heck of it, I thought I'd include a couple of photos of Bear Pond, in New Hampshire. Bear Pond is fairly obscure in that, first of all, there are no roads to Bear Pond per se: We drove several miles on ATV (All Terrain Vehicle) trails before encountering this barrier, afternwhich we had to hike:

Bear Pond itself is technically a reservoir, so no one lives on it and you're not allowed to swim or go boating in it.

Anyway, here's a couple of photos of the pond itself, which granted isn't super-interesting BUT, there are few if any photos of it on the internet that I could see.

This photo we took after hiking about 50% of the way around before turning around due to rain.

Thursday, September 04, 2014

Necessary deconstruction

Here in New Hampshire we spent yesterday searching through the attic of this delapidated cabin: Many of the items up there have been there since the 1970s, some go back even further. It's all the setritus of lives that are no more; Even the generation after them is largely gone.
One could, of course, attempt to retain "everything", but the weight of all that history is far too great and much of it is simply junk. Keeping even a significant fraction would prevent the future from really happening.
So in a way it feels kind of good to know it's been consciously dealt with and finished. I feel like I'm making a place for the  future that is cognizant of yet unencumbered by the past.

Friday, August 29, 2014

Today is, apparently, Charlie Parker's birthday. Parker was, of course, known as "Bird", and the famous jazz club Birdland was named after him. He revolutionized Jazz, of course, and you could argue that his ultra-fast, in-and-out tune-making also laid the basis for rock, which would emerge decades later.

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Two women at work

Bureaucratic Tendencies
"Oh, so you're the one using up so much coffee!" she said. This surprised me slightly, because perhaps twice a week I will use one and a half packets of coffee in the coffee machine, and put the unused half packet in a cup for someone else to use for the next pot. It shouldn't make a measurable difference, but I didn't argue the point.
"Well, ever since the moved to the smaller packets the coffee tastes like dirty water, so I moved it up a bit." The corporate coffee machine is pre-programmed to deliver a specific amount of water, so using smaller packets will necessarily result in undrinkable coffee.
"Well, they're yelling at me because you're using too much coffee." This annoyed me slightly, in that this is one of those obvious things that you push back on: If you cut the amount of coffee per pack people will start using twice as many packs. But I do believe someone is probably giving her shit, so I say, "Send them to me and I'll yell at them." That's when she started explaining, "Well, they don't have to do this, you know. Other floors don't even have coffee." She's clearly missing the point. I say: "Have you tried this coffee with the smaller packs? It's almost undrinkable." Her reply? "No, I'm not a coffee drinker." This is when I get a little mad and ask her if she's ever worked anywhere else before, and that coffee may not be "required", it's pretty standard. And I also tell her that if they want to take away undrinkable coffee, they certainly can and I'll just get my own coffee machine. But the point is that if the coffee sucks so bad there's really no point. The word "Coffee" printed on the pack doesn't confer that pack magical powers over an entire pot of coffee, no matter what the size.

Funny enough, a couple days later I passed by and saw some new guy dumping in 2 whole packs so I laugh: "Those half packs really aren't cutting it, are they?" The guy shakes his head: "What are they thinking? They moved to smaller packs so we have to use more coffee."

The smoker girl may not theoretically be unattractive, and she enthusiastically gives me warm smiles and hellos. But her sallow smoker's complexion combined with a general and obvious unhealthiness come near to revolting in my minds' eye. I can't help it. She looks like Karmer in that Seinfeld episode where he takes up smoking a pipe.

Thursday, August 21, 2014

What's the problem with the middle east?

Simple: Incompatible geometry.

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Goldfish playing Streetfighter

I'm thinking that this isn't quite what you imagined the future would be like: The movement of two live goldfish captured by a camera and then mapped to fight-motions in Streetfighter. (In other words, if you see Streetfighter below, that is a live battle occurring right now between those two goldfish in the tank.)
Watch live video from FishPlayStreetFighter on
Come to think of it, this is a far better future in our unimaginable technological present than I could have imagined.

Monday, August 18, 2014

The Chinese In-laws versus the dishwasher

Mainland Chinese folks, for some reason, don't like dishwashing machines very much. I don't really understand why, and either nobody is willing to tell me or they just don't know. But go to the home of most immigrants from mainland China (who came over, say, 10 or more years ago), and they will never use their dishwasher for anything but storing dishes and/or pots. They won't even know whether thing works or not.

A couple of nights ago I came home from somewhere or other, and the in-laws visitng from China were around. After grabbing something to eat I sought to load it directly into the dishwasher (see my recent "Advice for Slobs" piece if you don't know why), and--behold!--the dishwasher was filled with suspicious-looking dishes. Examining them they all appeared to be clean, but they were wet. Talking to the sister-in-law (who speaks zero English, so I had to fight through my own limitations in Chinese), it became apparent that she had washed the dishes in the sink and then loaded the clean dishes into the dishwasher, thereby neutralizing its dishwashing capability. And now, of course, I had to put my dirty dish or cup into the sink.

Very clearly, this sister-in-law hates that dishwasher and doesn't trust it.

Funny enough, my wife's niece once agreed to load our dishwasher and then start it, but she gave that task to her friend, who was actually born in the US though her parents weren't. When we came home there were soapsuds all over the floor right outside the dishwasher: It was apparent she had no idea how much dishwasher detergent to use nor where to put it, so she just squeezed the detergent bottle a few times directly into the dishwasher.

Lisa Gerrard...

...has a new album out. It looks cool.

Sunday, August 17, 2014

Tatoo nation

30 years ago: Guys in prison, guys in the military, dock workers, guys on Harleys.

20 years ago: Deep alt.culture folks, artists, rock musicians, tatoo parlor workers...

10 years ago: Waitresses, writers, silicon valley/alley startup kids, medicinal marijuana dispensary workers...

Now: Doctors, lawyers, bankers, nuns, babies, politicians, used car salesmen

Friday, August 15, 2014

Descent out of Laughter

For a time he was in one of those states where you know you aren't awake, but you don't really know if you're asleep either. And then, we he was awake, he kept his eyes closed and let his mind wander around inside himself for a while: The aching, howling void, the pain and the depression were all gone.

And that's how he knew he was no longer alive.

If it were a hospital he'd feel the sluggishness of the drugs. But the drugs didn't exactly take away the howling void, it just made you not care about it. And even though he'd previously been addicted, that's not the same thing as really enjoying the drugs: He didn't. Not really. But that's why he knew he was in a very different place.

When he opened his eyes he was very obviously in the middle of a classic version of heaven: There were white clouds all around and he was (now) standing in front of an audience of angels, with white robes and wings and everything. And they were looking at him with what he could swear was anticipation, like at a standup gig or something.

And then he noticed: Behind the crowd of angels were the Pearly Gates. And they looked just you'd think they would, too. Kind of like the gates to a very large Estate in Atherton or maybe the North Shore of Long Island or something.

"Uh...hello..." he said.

The crowd of angels chuckled slightly. "Hello Robin!" one in the back shouted. He swore they were acting just like fans or something.

"So this is it, huh? So where's Hendrix?" This got laughter from the angels.

"Say something funny! Do your funny stuff!"

This he couldn't really comprehend: He'd just hung himself with a belt and now they wanted a show?

He felt...angry? Yes, angry. In heaven? How could that be? And yet in front of him were angels with smiling, googly audience-eyes, just like he'd hung himself to leave.

So he launched into a routine. In one of his classic comedy voices he said, "Boy, I bet if most people knew how easy it was to come up here they might off themselves like this!" He made a gun out of his fingers and pretended to shoot himself with a big, cartoonish gesture, and with the other hand mimed a big splatter of brains coming out of the other side of his head.

The angels laughed.

He then improvised all sorts of suicides and various kind of deaths to lead the deceased up to the pearly gates. All of these "jokes" got uproarious laughter from the angels.

So then he crescended into a description of his own death: "Well if you think that's funny here's what I did!" Whereupon he mimed hanging himself and stuck out his tongue and made big, googly eyes as the air was cut off to his mime-head.

The angels were in an uproar of hilarity, some of them even hitting the ground and rolling and pounding on the cloud-ground.

And that's when he stopped the act and screamed at the angels: "That's funny? You find that fucking funny? Stop laughing! STOP LAUGHING!" But the angels kept laughing and laughing and he kept screaming at them to stop.

That's when he fell over, on his side, and curled into a ball and heard all the laughing and laughing...

Somehow, the laughing transformed, and darkness grew around him and when he opened his eyes the angels had become demon/devil-things, all red and with pitchforks and they were laughing still.

And now he was on fire and in great physical pain and the laughing died away.

"Thank God", he said...even with the physical pain he didn't feel so bad inside anymore and, without the laughing, regarded this as something of an improvement, even if it wasn't ideal.

So he went with his position or moving didn't lessen the physical pain, but inside he could feel a sort of peace so he focused on that.

And then, somehow, he forgot about the pain.

And the pain and the flames were gone.

He was in a bright space. Not "white", but as if a giant stagelight were shining on him in a vast, dark space, but he could see nothing else.

You don't have to be funny anymore, if you don't want, said the light.


I never liked your jokes that much, Robin.

Really? Then why am I here?

You told your jokes to shut out the void, and people loved you for it. But you don't need to do that here. You don't have to be funny anymore, Robin, unless you really want to.

Really? Can I be sad?

You can be sad if you feel sad, Robin. And don't worry: It'll go away eventually.

Can I be angry?

You can be angry, Robin, and you can even let us know.

Oh, I would never do that!

But you can, Robin. You can come here and not be funny. And if you don't feel good that's OK.


Yes. Would you like to come here?

I think I would like that, thank you.

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Single-use time machine

If I had a single-use time machine, I'd be tempted to go back a few days ago and pound on Robin Williams door: Robin, I'd say, You can hang yourself tomorrow if you must but today we shall ride.

Williams was an avid road-cyclist and cycling fan. I have little doubt he could drop me if he was even in reasonably good shape. But I figure that a good ride on that one fatefull day, could have maybe brought him through for a while. Maybe his fate was ultimately ineluctable, and one he had decided upon a while ago. But perhaps he could have had a few more years if only he could get through that day.

And what does it say to us, that he may have hung himself with a belt? He was very well-known and he knew this and knew that, ultimately, the world would know how he died. Was that belt a sort of statement? Look, I was laughing outside and entertaining all of you and making you laugh, but this was how I felt inside. Stop laughing, motherfuckers.

Monday, August 11, 2014

Robin Williams, 1951-2014W

As you probably have heard by now, the actor Robin Williams has died.

When Robin Williams first hit prime time in Mork from Ork, I hated him. I hated his comedy and his twitchy, stream-of-consciousness comedy, which I didn't find funny. When he'd be interviewed or do an appearance on, say, Johnny Carson, I'd quickly grow tired of him: His words seemed like a nervous tick. Did he ever shut up?

Over the years, however, I changed my mind completely about the man. No, I still never liked his comedy. But I slowly started to realize that his comedy was really a sort of defense mechanism for a sensitive soul. And sometimes, you'd see Robin Williams say something really from the heart and, when he realized he'd exposed something genuine and true in his feelings, he'd sometimes cover it up with jokes.

I guess my feelings about Robin Williams started to evolve with Good Morning Vietnam. No, I didn't care for his character's on-air jokes which were, of course, very Robin Williams-esque. Rather, the very real and dramatic character he portrayed off the air touched me as being very genuine.

Ah, and then came Fisher King. Actually, I didn't care for Jeff Bridges prior to that movie either, but his alcoholic main character was the only authentic alcoholic I've seen in a movie. And then Robin Williams' broken and delusional ex-professor real starts to worm its way into your heart. And something that Robin Williams brought to the role really makes it all so very raw and heartbreaking. He really made you care.

After that I really changed my mind about Robin Williams, and figured his comedy may have evolved during perhaps High School, as a way to get jocks laughing and allow his sensitive and truly artistic core to survive another day un-ass-kicked. (I have no idea if this was his life at any point.) But I saw underneath all those goddam jokes a really sincere and deeply artistic person.

It saddens me greatly, therefore, to learn a few minutes ago that he has died. The cause of death, for me, doesn't matter too much.

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Looking for a girlfriend

Saw this on the corner of Bleecker and Bowery. Creepy and cute at the same time.

Michael Brook!

Michael Brook is one of those kinda cats that has been sneaking around the edges for years and years, making his own great music or else significantly good-ifying music with others. For instance, here he is with David Sylvian and Robert Fripp:

And here is with another musical heavyweight, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan (wait for the song to really get rolling and you'll hear Brook's wild guitar-sounds):

And I recently (well, a few minutes ago) discovered that he's put a lot of his music up for free download.
I actually saw Michael Brook play live once, with John Cale, Lou Reed and Sterling Morrison (yeah, the Velvet Underground guys).

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Wayne Shorter: "Aung Sang Su Kyi"

Why? Just because someone mentioned her on Facebook so I dug this out and it kicked my ass. If you're not familiar with Wayne Shorter, you may think that the odd, shy tone he achieves on the soprano is just some odd accident, but when you see him bend and twist those notes you might just realize that this is very near to the vanguard of what human beings are capable of, artistically.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Advice for slobs

Here at the Magic Lantern we do sometimes give out valuable advice, and this is one I've been meaning to write for a long time. If you are a regular reader and not a slob, you will probably have no interest in the veritable gold mine of valuable advice for slobs below. But if you ARE a slob, here is some expert advice.

The first thing to realize is that being a slob has a downside, which one might seek to mitigate: Being a slob is a lot of work. What? Are you crazy? I'm a slob precisely because I'm lazy! Au contrare, dear slob.

Consider your sink full of dishes: That represents a whole lot of extra work you're going to have to do. No it doesn't! Yes it does. Remember that, for any cup, bowl, spoon or fork you use, even most slobs will feel the need to use something clean. I haven't yet met the slob that will simply pull yesterday's dirty dish out of the sink and use it for today's food. That means that you are probably going to have to wash everything in that sink eventually. The work won't simply go away unless you die, but I'll respond to that possibility later.

Given that you WILL eventually have to wash everything in that sink, then why put those dishes there? They should be placed directly in the dishwasher so that you eliminate the unnecessary labor of placing the dish in the sink, pulling it out, and then placing it into the dishwasher. In other words, you are an imperfect slob, a veritable slave to daily chores, even if you thought you weren't. You're no slob at all!

There are, of course, two options. The first option is to just continue to remove the clean dishes out of the dishwasher whenever you need one. In special cases that can work: If you own fewer dishes than fill up a sink at any one time, then I'd like to back out my hasty comment above, accusing you of not being a slob at all. You are indeed a brave slob and I salute you.

HOWEVER, if you have more dishes than can be contained in a sink at any one time, then when the dishwasher completes its cycle and the dishes are clean, in order to reduce the amount of your labors then take those dishes out and put 'em on the shelves. After that, start loading the dishes directly into the dishwasher, thereby saving the hassle of digging them out of the sink, which can get quite gnarly.

But I don't have a place to put all those clean dishes, that's why this happens in the first place. Ah, that's an easy problem to solve, but the question is whether you are a brave and true slob or just a pretend wannabe slob. You're gonna have to man-up and have some slobby balls if you want to really be a slob. So here's the solution: Next time you do a load in the dishwasher, unload a subset of the dishes you are most like to use. Get some cups, plates, forks, spoons, etc... and put those away. Now take the dishes that don't have a place to go and throw them in the fuckin' garbage. Yeah, that's right. Take perfectly good dishes and throw them away. Look, are you a slob or a pussy? Get in there and throw those dishes out, because they are holding you back my friend: They are what's keeping you from transforming into a real slob. They're holding you back and you don't need them in your life anymore. Fuckit. (Yeah, if there's a significant other around that will give you unending shit about throwing away dishes, then put all those dishes into a garbage bag and stuff it into a closet somewhere. You can still regard yourself as something of a slob, albeit a lesser slob. That's OK.)

So now that you've gotten rid of those "overflow" dishes, from now on just load your dirty dishes directly into the dishwasher and close it tight, to keep the roaches from finding all those dirty dishes.

Of course, this pathway, or Tao of Slobdom, now places you into a category you will have to learn to deal with. And it's a challenge, don't get me wrong. But when people come over and see your "discipline" in loading dirty dishes directly into the dishwasher, they won't perceive you as a slob anymore. You're now a stealth slob. A ninja slob. This will give you certain advantages, as you will learn.

For instance, you will now have some nice emotional leverage with which to pry your significant other into taking on tasks that any self-respecting slob avoids at all costs, such as cleaning the toilet or mopping the floor. YOU did the dishes, so if they want chore X done well they can now do it themselves. See how this works? You are now a veritable king of your slobdom castle, in a hidden fortress that no one even knows exists!

There are, of course, plenty of other slob shortcuts, and now that your mind is free to understand the possibilities I'll leave it to you to sort them out. But here's one or two. Spilled a beer after a long day of work? Feel free to whip off your shirt and use it to sop up that beer. Now throw that shirt directly in the washing machine. No, don't bother starting the washing machine, let it wait for the other dirty clothes that will join it eventually (or if you really want hit the rinse button and then walk away).

As for the argument that putting the clean dishes away may cheat you into working more (ie, because you could put those dishes away and then God forbid right after that have a heart attack), I'd say that the amount of work you save via the method above will certainly be many times greater than the savings due to NOT doing the dishes right before you die. On the other hand, we could die tomorrow so you're just going to have to chance it.

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Keith Haring handball wall

Up in East Harlem. That's an original, by the way, probably worrh millions if someone pulled it out of there amd sold it to some museum. It's double-sided, too, though the other side can't really be photographed from a moving vehicle.

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Bio-bricks... PS1. Apparently they are made from some weird mix of biodegradeable materials and bacteria or something...
Here it is inside. It was reasonably cool, even though it was kinda hot outside.

Expand and read this descriptive's kinda interesting...

Monday, July 07, 2014


Every album of theirs kicks ass, as far as I'm concerned, and this new one is no exception.


Saturday, July 05, 2014

Moon over fireworks on the lake in the woods

It's very hard to describe the feeling of standing on a small beach of a minor pond deep in the New Hampshire woods while watching a fairly substantial fireworks display: So obscure and so out-of the-way (even in New Hampshire) and yet no one I'm sure had thoughts of being anywhere else. This was the simple and jouful reality that we shared, even as we could not see the others around the lake.

Saturday, June 28, 2014

The Counselor

Just saw it on cable. On a certain level it's actually a good movie, and cram-packed full of Hollywood royalty all acting their assess off: Brad Pitt, Cameron Diaz, Jude Law...oh wait, not Jude Law but his ascendent clone Michael Fassbinder, not to mention Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz. And directed by Ridley Scott. But it emanates from a deep, dark place, full of sociopaths and economic systems and "realities" that turn people into sociopaths and reward psychopathy. And if you didn't know, the screenplay was written by Cormac McCarthy, so every single word lands like a ton of bricks, tracing out a terrifying world that hides behind our own, just waiting to pop out and eat your soul and, eventually, poop it out into the gutter. (But, on second thought, the screenplay makes use of the horrors occurring in Juarez and makes a solid point that that world of horrors is hear and is very real.)

In other words, people hated it because it's just too fuckin' dark. You almost can't take it if you're paying attention.

And of course, hidden in there, is Cormac McCarthy's almost apocalyptic vision. Cameron Diaz utters words at the end that sound like some prophetess of darkness. Is McCarthy religious? I can't help but think he is, but it's hard to tell whether he sees any light at the end of the tunnel or whether his "religion" has any bright points.

Whew. See it if you dare. It is, of course, unbelievable that something so odd and heavy was actually made in the popular realm.

Meanwhile, later in the year McCarthy apparently has a new book coming out later in the year called "The Passenger", and the main character is apparently a woman, which would be a first for McCarthy. (Also later this year, new books by Murakami and William Gibson.)

Woke up a couple of times thinking about it. Seems to me it's also an allegory of sorts, for the USA. Michael Fassbinder is doing OK as a lawyer, but yet he's greedy and participates in a drug deal (ie, a BIG deal with a fake tanker truck, etc...), but for one little reason goes bad. And then he is now in a different future that really sucks for him and for Penelope Cruz, his fiance. But Fassbinder is a sort of allegory for possibly Bush II's Iraq war (which McCarthy seems to be suggesting was basically about cheaper oil). But the consequences will continue to be dire and (McCarthy seems to be saying), inevitable.

Dunno. Whether the above paragraph is true or not, any even somewhat careful listening to anything McCarthy writes will have your head swimming around like that.

And on second thought, don't see it. It's just too fucking dark, what with Penelope Cruz's body ending up in a garbage dump and all. I don't remember even the darkest of art-house movies coming close to this, when the full import of it finally kicks you in the crotch.

(Even later)
It's still creeping me out. Another recurring theme in The Counselor is technology-as-mediator-and-filter of human feelings. As you might have heard, in one salacious scene (perhaps the only salacious scene) Cameron Diaz has sex with Javier Bardem's car. But Bardem is in the front seat looking up through the windshield. His description of the event makes you believe that he truly wants to forget it.

Likewise, there are cell phones and videos and even a couple of headchopping devices. McCarthy seems to be saying that all of these gadgets are eating away at our humanity and, in the process, turning us into sociopaths, or at least manufacturing them amongst us at a high rate.

Monday, June 23, 2014

DMT STIX, Part 5

So looking out over the smashed-in conference room door, which was now largely in pieces and strewn across the conference room table, I could clearly see him: Christian, the only guy I ever fired. He was  moving towards the conference room with an anxious-yet-curious look on his face. Could he see me?

Perhaps at this juncture a little background is in order. I fired Christian because he did nothing, ever. I've never seen anything like it. I gave him one major project, and he had a few minor projects from the other folks on my team, but he never did anything. Initially, when my own colleagues asked me what Christian did, I'd respond with his job description: Oh, Christian is responsible for delivering projects that have a tech component. But after a while, when it was clear he was never doing that or anything else, I'd simply answer: I don't know. And when his colleagues (ie, the other people on my team) began asking me what Christian did, and when I'd have to reply I don't know, well that's when I knew I had to get rid of him. And around that time, he even stopped answering email. I didn't mind having a guy who didn't do a lot, but I really didn't have the slots to afford having someone who did literally nothing. And Christian did nothing. So I had to fire him so that's what I did. And with HR I escorted him from the building. So what was he doing here?

He stopped at the door to the conference room and looked at the splattered blood and chunks of wheely. His eyes narrowed. He was clearly figuring things out, but at no time did his eyes fix on me. I'm pretty certain he couldn't see me, high as I was on the DMT STIX. I even tentatively waved my arm, but his eyes didn't even flicker: He wasn't even pretending not to see me.

After a minute of appraisal, he looked up from the grizzly scene and around the conference room, and into the empty air. I think he was looking to see if he could catch of glimpse of whomever was responsible for destroying wheely. But he couldn't. I saw him turn quickly on his heel and stalk away through the cubes. It occurred to me to follow him, so that's what I did.

He made his way over to the freight elevator so I got in with him and saw him push the button for the 50th floor. The 50th floor, being the top floor, is special in that there are no cubes or offices there, only conference rooms. I saw Christian turn a corner and open a door to "CONFERENCE ROOM E" which I don't remember having been in before.

Slipping in behind him I was dumbfounded: This wasn't a conference room at all, but very obviously an apartment. His apartment. There was a couch, a giant screen TV and even a little kitchenette. I could even see a large bathroom to the side. Based on my knowledge of the layout of the 50th floor, I figured that Christian's bathroom was carved out of the larger men's bathroom space for that floor., which explained why that bathroom was much smaller than on other floors. And of course, he had a great view, looking out over Manhattan and the bridges (ie, the Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and Manhattan Bridges). In the corner was a computer, surrounded by a bunch of smaller screens, all showing what was clearly the video feed from security cameras.

Looking at those security screens I noticed something: There was one screen that didn't cycle through different images, but instead was fixed on a single image, a cubicle. And that cubicle looked...Goddamit. It was my cube. Christian had a security cam fixed on me and my cube and he'd been keeping tabs on me since I supposedly walked him out of the building. All the times I was just surfing the internet or picking my nose or scratching my own ass, and this lazy son-of-a-bitch was just watching me? He probably knew when I entered or left the building.

As I stood there Christian came over and stood looking at the security feed screens also. For a moment we overlapped, but I was already used to it so I kept just thinking about the implications. Had he been using this setup to fuck me over somehow? Maybe that explained my crummy rating last year, even though we practically solved the banking equivalent of world hunger. As I stood there I got angrier and angrier, while Christian's motions grew almost frantic. Bending over at the computer I saw him pull up a security cam console, and then I saw him start searching the cams for video from the 49th floor. He was clearly trying to find out who killed wheely, and how.

And then, inevitably, he found an image of someone running around a corner: Of course, this was me, but the image was blurry and distant.

I panicked. Well, it wasn't exactly panic but I definitely didn't want Christian to know, if he didn't already, that it was me who killed wheely. So, still flying quite high on the DMT STIX (in my mind I reasoned that it had only been about 10 minutes since I ate them and then had wheely torn to shreds), I summoned my own creature who simply pounded through Christian's door, right at that instant. Unlike wheely, my creature smashed through Christian's door as if it were made of balsa wood.

Christian's head snapped away from the screens as my vast and terrifying creature came at him, or so it appeared. Christian slinked towards the wall, which was fine, as whirly bypassed him and went straight to those video feeds and, whirling up to supersonic speeds, smashed all the screens and the computer as well into tiny fragments, almost a powder. As Christian darted for the door, whirly  ran straight at him, and in a blur wrapped its octopus-like tentacles around him and then squoze him close, like a businessman holding a briefcase under his arm in the rain. I heard Christian cry out in terror: Whaaa! Ahhhh! as I had my creature take him to the freight elevator.

Somehow, I knew that the creature would fling Christian out the back of the building into a garbage dumpster, which should be a clear enough message that he was never to return. And since he was on the other side of security (this time, really outside the building as opposed to just some illusion he generated), I figure he probably couldn't get back in again. Well, not unless he found another source of DMT STIX and chose to brave the anger of Whirly. Furthermore, Christian knew his apartment was ruined and, as far as I could tell, had no idea of who was responsible.

And now, of course, there are actions to take and decisions to be made. In terms of cleaning up that Godawful mess, I don't know what Christian would have done, because certainly wheely has stomped plenty of Christian's enemies to death, and yet we never detected even the slightest hint. Perhaps Christian and wheely had the facilities people so terrified that they automatically covered up anything untoward that might have happened. Come to think of it, in the banking world people dissappear without warning all the time, and only sometimes is there some kind of announcement explaining why. In general, people are never seen again. Who knows? Maybe many of them died and their bodies smuggled out in pizza boxes, having been stomped flat by wheely. This reasoning led me to believe that, come the next business day, there'd be little to no sign of something inexplicable having occurred.

Of course, this still left open questions: Where did the DMT STIX come from? And was the one package in the vending machine on my floor an accident, or was it planted by unknown agencies? (Perhaps Christian wore out his welcome yet again?) Who knows. I for one, however, didn't plan on living up on 50, but then again having a nice chill out room could be fun. Maybe I could have a hot tub brought in or something, and possibly coax some of the chics from marketing into my lair? Who knows. I have no definite plans at this point, however, but will lay low for a while to see if anything or anybody comes crawling out of the wood work to try to find out who's the DMT STIX "boss" now.

Friday, June 20, 2014

High heeled shoes

Thrown over the electrical cable, 'hood style, in Williamsburg ladt night.

Sunday, June 15, 2014

DMT STIX, Part 4

So I was on my back, pressed up against the wall, looking up at 8-fold wheely, who was up on the table with the shattered door behind him. Somewhere deep down inside, I seemed to realize that the real door, out there in the real world, was shattered, indicating that wheely was somehow real.

But it didn't matter long, as the DMT STIX kicked in. I saw wheely kind of roll/jump off the end of the table and then the giant, expanding grey circle that was the bottom of his elephant-foot with which he intended to start his stomp-fest....

And then it was gone. Actually, wheely wasn't gone, but I was gone. I saw and even felt wheely's giant foot slam down in the space where my body was, theoretically, but I wasn't there. At least, I wasn't there in corporeal form. The DMT STIX had rendered me theoretical, in a way, and impervious to wheely's eight stomping feet. Indeed, I saw wheely jump up and down, frustrated at the lack of stompable contact with my body.

I stood up, looking at wheely and that one giant eye on the hub: Wow. He was rolling and stomping where my body should be. I almost felt sorry for him, because he was clearly carrying out orders.

But now that I knew he was there, and now that he knew I worked in that building, I couldn't have him around anymore. Totally tripping on the DMT STIX I summoned a creature from my imagination, and let me tell you I've got quite an imagination as you must know, as a reader of this blog. Since wheely was pretty clearly a toughass, I didn't want there to be any contest so I imagined a creature with titanium skin, and just smart enough to know what I wanted, but not so dumb that it would interpret my instructions literally, like bargain-making Satan in those old comic books ("You said you wanted me to make you a cake so I made YOU into a CAKE, and now your soul is mine...ha ha ha ha ha ha...."). So I made a creature with a sort of hemispheric top, and that looked a bit like an octopus walking around, but that could twirl those eight arms at subsonic speed, annhilating anything in its' path that was threatening to me.

And over and between the cubes it came, even frightening to me: A mottled-gray, badass-looking creature maybe nine feet tall, looking the kick the living crap out of wheely. Somehow, in a way I didn't bother imagining, the creature came and, as it approached the conference room, starting whirring around at unimaginable speed, those eight arms slicing the air and making a low moan in the air from their very speed. It came, not super fast, but pretty steadily, and then I saw it whirr into wheely like a buz saw, chopping him into tiny blender-sized bits. There were chunks of wheely and blood spattering everywhere.

When the whirring slowed my new creature turned around and left and I was still there in the conference room, wondering how this would all get cleaned up, or would the police get called? Somehow, I couldn't imagine the latter option occurring.

But then I heard a sound and turned to look out the shattered door at the darkened cubicles. And there he was: It was him, of all people, making his way between the cubes and towards me in the now Manson-esque conference room.

Tuesday, June 10, 2014


It always seems to happen in waves: A veritable season of music. If you're smart and plan on being in New York in September, do quickly act on the following...

1. King Crimson
Crimson is currently rehearsing and they will be playing live here in the US in September. Interestingly, there will be 7 (count 'em!) players, including three drums and even a reed player, Mel Collins, who played with Crimson back in the 70s. In mid-later September they will play NYC and, this Friday, tickets will go on sale for a newly-announced 4th performance on Sunday September 21st, at the Best Buy Theater. This is the one rock band that people like Elvin Jones go to see: Trust me, on a reasonably good night there is really nothing like this.

2. Steve Reich and Phillip Glass TOGETHER at BAM
I just found out about this today and bought tickets for two adjacent nights. For the Nonesuch Records Birthday celebration, Steve Reich and Phillip Glass will be playing some of their pieces with their individual ensembles as well as together. That will be a unique experience, worth traveling to NYC for. Don't fuck around: Go.

3. Joe Henry
Joe Henry's got a new record out, which I shall buy. Go see him play, because he is a really unique American songwriter and performer. Here's a little video for one of the new songs:

Sunday, June 08, 2014

DMT STIX, Part 3

As I ran I cannot emphasize just how freaked out I was at seeing that wheel-creature (with 8 elephantine spoke/legs) while I was no longer under the obvious influence of the DMT STIX. As it exited from the freight elevator vestibule, I clearly saw a bigass eye in the hub that, for some reason, didn't rotate with the rest of the creature, but was clearly fixed on me. And for whatever reason, I didn't get the feeling it was wanting a hug or whatever. Somehow I knew it was pretty pissed off at me, for some reason (possibly relating to my bogarting of the STIX) and was out to completely stomp the shit outta me if it could.

What occurred to me was that I should be able to get off the 49th floor by making it out of the bathroom/pantry area into which the door from the vending machines opened, and then make it over to the "real" non-freight elevators. . Of course, the creature didn't have hands that I could see, so if I was lucky wheely wouldn't be able to make it onto the floor proper so I should be able to skeedaddle. On the other hand, that didn't seem to stop it from getting to my floor somehow.

So I therefore ran as fast as I could while holding onto my stack of DMT STIX and, as I approached the glass double doors to the real elevators I saw wheely turn the far corner and start coming at me, fast. Even though I might have been able to get that glass door open I didn't even try because for all I know wheely could just bash through the glass and then stomp me flat while I waited for the elevator to come. So I turned and ran and, fortunately, I was smart enough to assume that although wheely would be impossible to outrun in straight lines, perhaps weaving in and out of the rows of darkened, empty cubes I might have a chance.

So that's what I did: I ran straight down and, as wheely was gaining on me I took a quick left and then another quick left, in effect doubling back. Looking over my shoulder I saw a blur as wheely overshot, so I made a B-line straight for the big conference room where I entered and slammed the door shut, tossing the DMT STIX to the side.

Now at this point you'd figure I'd have dropped the DMT STIX while the wheel was chasing me, but nope: I stubbornly held onto them. For some reason I had it in my head that wheely was mad it me for taking them. Quite possibly, if I just tossed them wheely might be less interested in me, but possibly not. Maybe it had nothing to do with this bizarre creature quite clearly interested in either killing me, or stomping me hard enough where it was hard to tell I wasn't actually dead. But I didn't care: I wasn't giving up the STIX just because this...thing...somehow though I shouldn't have them. No.

I then wasted no time moving the bigass conference table over to the door which doesn't, after all, lock. As I pulled and flailed (that big table must weigh several hundred pounds), I both heard and felt a shudder as wheely slammed into the door from the outside. At this point I was starting to seriously freak out as the door 1) opens in, and 2) has one of those bigass, easy-to-open aluminum handles that wheely would probably somehow hit.

Looking through the glass pane lining the door I could see the wheel creature outside and on this side of it the hub sported a big mouth. Something about that mouth creeped me out because it looked a lot like an extremely large human mouth. I think I would have been less freaked out if it had a more obviously animal mouth with absurdly large teeth like terrifying creatures in movies always have. But the mouth looked human and, as it started kicking the door the mouth was starting to make vaguely elephantine noises of rage and frustration. In fact, between that and it hammering the door, it was really making quite a fuss: Where the hell was building security or at least a member of the cleaning crew or something? I looked around to see if anyone else on the floor was visible, but somehow I knew already that there wasn't.

As wheely kicked harder and harder I could see that it was going to eventually kick the door in at the frame and, shortly thereafter, hop up and over the table and then stomp and stomp and stomp me almost literally flat. I was out of options.

Or was I?

Fuck it: I ran around the table and scooped up the DMT STIX. I then ripped one open and stuffed the sticks into my mouth and chewed as fast as I could while opening a second package, and eventually a third. If I had somehow summoned wheely by eating the DMT STIX maybe I could summon something else to take on wheely. Or at least, I'd be so off into the astral plane that I'd never even notice that wheely was kicking the livin' beJesus out of me.

As I stuffed stick after stick into my mouth something went off in me: Rage. I can't explain what I was thinking, but I knew I didn't want to go down cowering and arcing my arms over my head as those feet came down and kicked at me.

So I jumped up on the table and pounded on the window next to the door: LOOK, WHEELY! I'M EATING THEM! FUCK YOU WHEELY: LOOK! The wheel pivoted quickly, aiming its' eye-side at me. I pushed my face up to the door and stuffed another stick in my mouth and chewed it open-mouthed so that wheely could see. And immediately, I could see a new wave of rage wash over that eye but I still just yelled defiantly: THAT'S RIGHT! I'M EATING ALL OF THEM AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! FUCK YOU WHEELY, FUCK YOU!

It slammed even harder into the door and, as the door cracked off the frame it slammed onto me and sent me sprawling off the table, so I backup into a corner to await my fate.

The door splintered and there was wheely, looking almost confused as it stood outside, assessing the situation. After a moment, it hopped up onto the table and looked down at me.

And that's when the DMT STIX kicked in with a vengeance.

Friday, June 06, 2014

DMT STIX, Part 2

The next day at work I was still feeling odd. Perhaps I was still tripping slightly, but what was more likely is that my perceptions of my workplace had been significantly altered by whatever active ingredient was in the DMT STIX: No matter how many people or how much busy-ness there might be, I don't think I'll ever forget the empty silence I experienced that night, or the thought that the elephant-footed living 'wheel' might be whirling away between rows of empty cubes.

And where the hell did those DMT STIX come from? Did they come from whoever restocked the snack machine? That seemed possible, though unlikely: Even though a snack-machine restocker probably didn't make enough to give a shit about losing his or her job, they also probably didn't have a lot in the way of choices, employment-wise, either.

Was it the snack machine company? Of course, I wasn't talking about the company that made the snack machines, but the company that had the contract to keep them stocked up with plenty of stuff with which to infuse our bloodstreams with whatever might be necessary at any time of day. Was it the company? Could be, I guess. It could also be the snack-maker or, far more likely, someone working for the snack makers who thought that, perhaps, the rare designer drug-infused snack might actually attract a following. This also seemed unlikely because, in the wrong bloodstream, a very serious freakout could occur. On the other hand, perhaps someone working at the snack-maker wanted precisely this to happen, and so invented their own little psychedelic snack. A disgruntled employee? Who knows. In any event there was really no telling from where inside the distribution chain the DMT STIX originated.

And what about the wheel creature? Was that related? Probably not: It was just a hallucinatory byproduct of the DMT STIX, I hoped. Then again, it was late and the freight elevator stopped on my floor: Who or what hit the button, and why didn't they get on the elevator?

In any event I figured the DMT STIX wouldn't last long, so after most people had left I started searching the other floors' snack machines to snag whatever DMT STIX might be available. Taking the freight elevator to the adjacent floors, however, yielded no DMT STIX, nor any other unusual snacks. After I struck out on a third nearby floor I decided to search more systematically and took the elevator down to the fifth floor (the first "regular" floor with a vending machine area on it), and started working my way up.

By the time I got to the 40th floor it was, once again, pretty late, and the prospect of finding more psychedelic candy bars was seeming remote indeed. It must have been just a one-off prank and whoever did it didn't want to cause a big systematic fuss. Nevertheless, I decided to check all the way up to the 50th floor just in case.

When I got to the 49th floor I noticed that the snack vestibule was much more elongated than the others, and that the vending machines were well away from the elevator, facing the wall. This meant "losing" my freight elevator while I checked, but I was committed and heard the door close as I walked to the remote and forlorn-looking machines.

And there it was: On the bottom row. There was at least one DMT STIX and, perhaps one or two more behind it. Since I came equipped with pockets-full of change (in case the machine wasn't accepting bills), I pumped endless quarters, dimes and nickles into it and got a full 5 DMT STIX! I felt like an old western miner who just discovered a vein of gold deep in a California cave or something: I just stood there looking at the stack of psychedelic snacks between my hands. Of course, just in case there was somebody else in the building who knew what these were, I'd keep a low profile and take the freight elevator back, so I went to hit the button.

DING. The elevator rang right before my finger made contact, indicating that the elevator had already arrived. As the door opened I didn't wait to see who or what was inside: I just ran to the cardswipe and let myself onto the 49th floor.

KACHUNK. The door kachunked behind me so I took a look through the window to see the elevator door open, just like the night before. I waited a second, just for the heck of it, because of course no wheel-creature was getting out.

But right then the wheel creature did indeed come out of the elevator, rotating wheel-like on those stompy elephant feet! FUCK! I was staring right at it as it came out and turned towards the door!

I ran.

Sunday, June 01, 2014

DMT STIX, Part 1

Holy shit.
I just experienced something I can’t tell anyone I know, but thank God for this blog where I can speak to you countless millions of readers. And of course, this could simply be a sort of fictional tale as far as you know.
But here is what happened.
Last week I was working slightly later than usual: It was around 6:00PM and I knew I still had some work to finish before I could go home. By 6:00PM our floor is usually pretty empty and that night was no exception: The gray-carpeted silence was deafening. Sometimes I imagine a serial killer running loose on the floor and it would be strangely quiet as he hunted the few of us remaining after hours down: Face down in a pool of my own blood, with my life draining away, I’d hear no police sirens and indeed nothing at all, except possibly for the sound of the killer playing Tetris on my machine. Probably, my body wouldn’t even be discovered until the next day, and the early-arrivals would try hard to ignore my body as they got down to work.
But since I was hungry and knew it’d be a while before I could leave,  I walked over to the snack machine area to hit up the machines. Now the snack machines are in a little vestibule where the two freight elevators are. If you enter the area to try to coax a snack out of the machine, you have to swipe your ID badge to get back in. This matters, for reasons you’ll see in a bit.
So I walked over to the snack machine and noticed it had recently been filled up. Looking to see if there were any Rice Crispy squares, I noticed a really odd-looking snack I’d never seen before: The package featured a bright, multi-colored psychedelic-looking design that looked vaguely like metallic stained glass and that almost camouflaged the snack’s name, which appeared to be DMT STIX.
Feeding the machine a buck and a quarter the snack dropped down and I waited for my 15 cents in change to drop down, which of course it didn’t so I punished the machine with a swift, hard kick to where its genitals would be, if it had any. I then bent over and pushed in that black metal theft-blocking shelf to grab my snack.
Walking back to my cube I held the package and tried to see whether it really said DMT STIX. This wasn’t easy because the letters themselves were made out of intersecting geometric lines and dazzly colors that looked a lot like the background. But from what I could tell it certainly appeared to say DMT STIX. Of course, this DMT probably has nothing to do with the famous hallucinogenic drug, but with the crazy packaging I was wondering whether this wasn’t some sort of gag on the part of the candy company that made it. Kind of a wink-wink-nudge-nudge to those in the know from your good friends in candyland.
Opening the package I half-expected it to look like the packaging, with multi-color zig-zaggy lines. But instead, inside where two crude-looking chocolate logs. And by crude-looking I don’t mean poured-chocolate-like. Rather, it almost looked like someone had fashioned the two chocolate logs by hand. Weird.
Before biting into one I sniffed the chocolate for any traces of odd smell or staleness. There was only a faint smell of chocolate. Also, I flipped one of the logs over to look for traces of old chocolate: You know, old chocolate that has turned kind of whitish and dusty. Well, there were no signs of age either.
So I bit: The DMT Stick consisted of a milk chocolate coating with a sort of dense brownie-like material inside. Did I detect a hint of bitterness for a brief instant? In any event not bad: Sweet enough to stave off any low blood-sugar shakes but not so sweet that it sickened you. Not great, mind you: This won’t replace my go-to snacks, but in a pinch it’ll do quite nicely.
Anyway, after eating the DMT STIX I got back to work and, pretty soon, things started to feel strange. At first I thought it was just auto-suggestion: I figured that eating a trippy-looking little snack on an otherwise empty floor of a corporate skyscraper was causing a minor flashback or something. But the strangeness intensified to the point where I knew this was chemically-induced: Holy shit these DMT STIX appear to have actual DMT in them!
Pretty soon I couldn’t even look at my computer anymore: The text and images were rapidly becoming incomprehensible. Oh, if I focused very carefully I could still recite what words a document consisted of, but the words seemed so abstract that I’d get lost and forget just what I was reading about in the first place. Was I worried? Well, a tiny bit I guess: I didn’t like the idea of having a simple snack spiked with what appeared to be a fast-acting hallucinogen. But on the other hand, the package did clearly say “DMT Sticks”, so maybe “spiked” wasn’t the right word. This was some sort of snack with a designer drug inside.
Eventually I stood up and looked around. All the other cubes and offices seemed to be empty, and there was that oppressive, padded silence of the empty office floor. Outside it was already fairly dark. So I started to walk around…of course, the only ‘destination’ on the floor was the bathroom, which I went to and then peed. Looking down into the urinal my pee-arc seemed to sparkle iridescently. My pee is magic…I muttered to myself and then chuckled. After that I found myself in the snack machine area, looking to see how many other DMT STIX packages were still in the machine, but there wasn’t any: In the space where the DMT STIX were was now just the empty vending-helix responsible for pushing snacks forward into the little snack-chasm behind the black shelf. In other words, I had purchased the only package of DMT STIX and was now tripping reasonably fiercely. Kinda too bad, because I would have grabbed the rest and stocked up.
But, standing there staring at the vending machine, I felt a veritable electric shock as the freight elevator DINGed behind me, indicating that the elevator had arrived and that the door was about to open. My heart jumped into my throat: I really didn’t want to bump into anyone while I was tripping like this. The wrong rat could get you drug-tested and, possibly, fired. And what would be my defense? I purchased a hallucinogenic snack out of the vending machine that wasn’t there anymore?
So I walked quickly to swipe my card and reenter the floor where whomever was riding in the elevator probably couldn’t go. As I moved I saw the elevator door start to open and I happened to be at the right angle to see through the still-narrow slit for a second. And what I saw or, what I thought I saw scared the crap out of me so I swiped and ran back onto the floor and pushed the door shut behind me.
Looking through the window of the door to the vestibule I could see the open door of the elevator, but nothing was getting out. From the angle I could no longer see into the elevator either, to confirm or, hopefully, deny what I had seen. After a minute the door closed and the elevator appeared to be going up.
So: What did I see? What I thought I saw was, well, nuts. I know it must have been some sort of very believable hallucination brought on by the DMT STIX. But if I had to describe what I “saw”, or what I imagined I saw, it was a sort of 8-spoked living wheel with no rim. It seemed almost stitched together from elephant pieces or something, as the eight “spokes” looked a lot like elephant feet, and indeed the “wheel” was elephant-gray, with patchy hair. And it had been standing there, upright, in the elevator, on one or two of those smallish elephant feet. At the hub of the wheel there was…something…perhaps a bigass mouth or a giant eye. I dunno. It was something pretty damned horrific and I didn’t want to have a clear picture of it in my mind.
After I saw the elevator door close I stumbled back to my cube and quickly gathered up my stuff and left. I didn’t bother shutting down my computer, as it had already gone into screensaver mode.
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